HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FALL BECAUSE OF A BANANA.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

My exact reaction when I receive a test in class.

HOW MOM WAKES ME UP. WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

What most people see. What I see.

Stages of Sleepiness

Pokemon: Bitch! I was two blocks away from you and didn't even look in your direction!

I'm Not A BITCH I just have a low bullshit tolerance.

Would you like to try the tutorial before playing the game?

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

Pokemon: But it was worth the walk.

Why Do I Hear People Talking? Because You Have Ears?

Just So Raven: I had a vision.

TELL A GIRL SHE'S BEAUTIFUL-she'll believe it for a moment. TELL A GIRL SHE'S UGLY -she'll believe it for a lifetime..

Is the water getting...warmer?

EXCUSE ME...I WAS LOOKING AT THE WATER.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Everything will be different this year at school.

We all have that guy in our class that doesn't give a shit, doesn't study, but gets the best grades!

Did You Know?

Fairy Odd Parents: My dreams were shattered..

That's why I use Head & Shoulders.

That's Campbelltown. You must never go there Simba.

PROF. OAK wants to fight! MOTHAF***ER!

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.

SHINee's Key: I want my hair back!

Did You Know?

Dad, I'm hungry.

VEGETA! It's not what it looks like, I swear.

Kids today will never experience battling Pokemon THROUGH A CABLE