HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FALL BECAUSE OF A BANANA.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

My exact reaction when I receive a test in class.

HOW MOM WAKES ME UP. WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

What most people see. What I see.

Stages of Sleepiness

Pokemon: Bitch! I was two blocks away from you and didn't even look in your direction!

I'm Not A BITCH I just have a low bullshit tolerance.

Would you like to try the tutorial before playing the game?

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

Pokemon: But it was worth the walk.

Why Do I Hear People Talking? Because You Have Ears?

Just So Raven: I had a vision.

TELL A GIRL SHE'S BEAUTIFUL-she'll believe it for a moment. TELL A GIRL SHE'S UGLY -she'll believe it for a lifetime..

Is the water getting...warmer?